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“California To Allow Prisoners To Serve Sentences Online”

September 26, 2011

Onion The title of this post is the amusing headline of this story in The Onion:

Faced with a mandate to cut the state’s prison population by 30,000, the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation announced Monday it would begin allowing prisoners to serve their sentences online.

“Inmates are required to log in promptly every morning at 6 a.m.,” CDCR secretary Matthew Cate said. “But make no mistake, this is not some online holiday resort prison. Offenders spend at least eight hours a day entering data and can only see visitors in the chat room once a week.  The real advantage of the Internet penitentiary is that it streamlines the entire corrections process, allowing a standard five-year sentence to be completed electronically in as little as three weeks.”

Cate added that while there was still a problem with prison rape, inmates could report an assault or any other issue by clicking on the “Ask the Warden” button