“I want to be a sentencing expert”

Now I can retire happy because, as I was watching ESPN2 this morning with my cup of joe, I got to see both Mikes on Mike & Mike in the Morning make fun of me as a “sentencing expert.”  Specifically, Mike Greenberg started talking about my assessment of Bonds’ likely sentence if convicted by asking “where’d he get this job?” Greeny went on to say, “I want to be a sentencing expert,” and Mike Golic followed up by saying “That’s the job to have!”

Okay, Mikes, here is an offer: Both Mikes have an open invitation to have my job (and salary) for a day or even a week if I can have either of their jobs (and salary) for even a few hours.  Heck, I’ll forgo the salary part if they’ll just invite me to hang out at ESPN’s studios for a little while.

For more serious analysis of Barry Bonds’ indictment, How Appealing collects coverage here.