Friday follies: “Woman Faces Federal Jail Time Over Spilled Soda”

Thanks to this story from FOXNews, we apparently need to thank federal prosecutors for trying to keep our country safe from radical soda-pop terrorists that have started to infiltrate parts of our military establishment:

An Idaho woman is facing federal charges and possible jail time after refusing to pay for a soda and then spilling it on a counter in a case she calls a waste of taxpayer’s money.

U.S. Attorney Tom Moss plans to bring two charges against Natalie Walters, 39, stemming from an Aug. 20 incident at the Boise Veterans Affairs Medical Center, the Idaho Statesman reports.  If convicted, she could face up to six months in federal prison.

Walters, who routinely takes her father to the Boise hospital for treatment, said there is no posted price for soda refills at the center’s cafeteria, and she’s typically charged between $1 and $1.50 for filling her mug, according to the paper. On Aug. 20, she was charged $3.80, which lead to the dispute and Walters dumping the soda on the cafeteria counter.

Moss’ office refused to speak to the Statesman about the case until after Walters’ Oct. 8 arraignment. Walters didn’t learn of the charges until she was contacted by a reporter for the story. “My father is a veteran. It is a federal facility for veterans. This should have been handled differently,” she told the paper. “This is extreme. This is totally extreme. Well, if they have that much time on their hands, go for it.”

The full story from the Idaho Statesman, which is headlined “Dumped diet pop lands Idaho woman in federal court,” can be found at this link.