Snakes on a plane

At Concurring Opinion, Dan Solove reports here on an amusing case in which, according to this news report, a couple’s “in-flight friskiness” during a cross-country flight now has the couple “facing federal charges for harassing the flight attendant who asked them to stop.”  Though there surely are more important crimes the feds should target, I am already having fun thinking about what might be an appropriate shaming sentence for this amorous couple.