The full lyrics to Short People Got No Prison

Some commentors have been a bit surly in response to my suggestion for finding humor in brewing short sentence brouhaha (background here and here).  However, I am so pleased to see Milbarge rise to the occasion with another terrific song parody.  The full lyrics here demand a full review, but here’s the great start:

Short people got no prison
Short people got no prison
Short people got no prison
To serve.

The little judge
With his little brain
Wants to spare short people
Big House pain.
They get little slaps
On their little wrists,
And the big D.A.
Is a little pissed.