The luck of the Guidelines Manual?

No doubt because of the burnt orange color of the US Sentencing Guidelines Manual, the Texas Longhorns rolled over the Colorado Buffaloes today.  But the luck USSG Manual did not bring luck to the Irish as the Trojans pulled off a miracle win to keep the Longhorns from taking over the top spot in the polls.  Also, I suspect some other football fans at the Sentencing Commission will be a little glum because the Nittany Lions lost a heart-breaker.  Quite a day for college football, that’s for sure.